Have mercy, bitch!

Have mercy, bitch!

But, let’s just keep this on the DL.

But, let’s just keep this on the DL.

Can’t it be both?

Can’t it be both?

Classify.

Classify.

Pour some out for that trenchfoot!

Pour some out for that trenchfoot!

Weekly. On a flaming horse. Hurling bags of flaming horse poops.

Weekly. On a flaming horse. Hurling bags of flaming horse poops.

Socks with wooden shoes will be all the rage, you’ll see.

Socks with wooden shoes will be all the rage, you’ll see.

Soon to return with a more regular stream of old timey gems. How can you have a stream of gems? Not too sure; I’m too busy looking for work to not mix my metaphors.

Remember to call him Big Daddy.

Remember to call him Big Daddy.

Did you think I was done with baseball cards? Not when these jewels need to shine.

Did you think I was done with baseball cards? Not when these jewels need to shine.